I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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