Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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