she was so not down for the gang bang
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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