On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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