oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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