fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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