Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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