Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
what day is it and did you see me today?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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