I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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