girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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