I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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