BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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