ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
there is puke in my bra ... again
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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