but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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