did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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