i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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