just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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