she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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