..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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