lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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