Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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