he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Can you bring me the toilet please
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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