return my video game
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
