whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
