Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My dick has a subreddit
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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