YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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