i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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