Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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