I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
