i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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