i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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