The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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