I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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