Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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