My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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