New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
4 words: hood of his car
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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