there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Also, beer. Big fan.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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