And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm like, not good at living.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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