well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
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yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I can't put those talents on a resume
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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