Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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