I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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