turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
3pm strippers are depressing
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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