I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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