so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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