You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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