I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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