Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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