You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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