Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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