i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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