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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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