All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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