Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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